My human has procured another piece of garishly colored foam from the Nerf corporation, a brand I associate with the clumsy, loud antics of smaller, two-legged creatures. This object, a sort of misshapen projectile with a tail, is apparently designed to be hurled great distances while emitting a sound. Frankly, the idea of pursuing anything over a long dist…
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So, my human has presented me with this... "Pop Rocket." It appears to be an automated projectile-launching device designed for clumsy, miniature hum…
My human, in a baffling display of ambition, has acquired what appears to be a complete kit for disrupting a perfectly good lawn. It's a "Franklin Sp…
My human has procured yet another piece of vertical plastic clutter, this time from a brand called 'Nerf' that seems to specialize in soft, throwable…
My human has, with their typical lack of foresight, erected a monument to poor taste in my backyard. It's a garish, "Optic Yellow" netted structure t…