A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Sunglasses Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: A.J. Morgan
Oracle Acquired; Batting Honors Go to the Case
Our critic deems the tortoiseshell spectacles an instrument of dark prophecy, too weighty for sport, reserving real entertainment for the hard shell they arrived in.

My human has acquired a pair of what they call "sunglasses," apparently for "Grad School," which I assume is a place they go to learn how to open cans more slowly. From my perspective, the primary object—the spectacles themselves—is of limited value. Its purpose is to block the sun, which is frankly insulting to the very sunbeams I so carefully select for m…

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Image of A.J. Morgan Unisex - Adult Grad School Round Sunglasses,Tortoise,198 mm
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Case for sport. Spectacles for consultation only.
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