My human has acquired a pair of what they call "sunglasses," apparently for "Grad School," which I assume is a place they go to learn how to open cans more slowly. From my perspective, the primary object—the spectacles themselves—is of limited value. Its purpose is to block the sun, which is frankly insulting to the very sunbeams I so carefully select for m…
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My human has presented me with a baffling piece of plastic from a brand called "Rhode Island Novelty." From what I can gather, this is a pair of flim…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with a massive box of what appear to be miniature, multi-colored face-contrap…
My human, in a fit of what can only be described as poor financial judgment, has acquired a bulk shipment of cheap plastic contraptions. They call th…
My human seems to have acquired what can only be described as an infestation of black plastic face-clutter. From the brand name, "Fsmiling," I can on…