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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Volleyball Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: WILSON
Vast, Nonsensical, and Profoundly Not Worth It
Our critic wages psychological warfare on the garish intruder, probes its seams for a weakness, finds none, and ultimately wins by the simple dignity of refusing to engage.

My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a large, garish sphere from the "Wilson" entity—a known purveyor of equipment for loud, sweaty human rituals. This "Graffiti Volleyball" is an assault on the senses, a chaotic swirl of pinks and blues that clashes terribly with my sophisticated grey-and-white coat. Its "official size" sugg…

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Image of Wilson Sporting Goods Graffiti Volleyball- Pink/Blue/Yellow,1 Pack - OS,WTH46341B
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★☆☆☆☆
Not worthy of a single further stalk.
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