My human, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, has procured what appears to be an aquatic abomination. They call it "Hydro Lacrosse." The very name sends a shiver down my impeccably groomed spine. It consists of two large, plastic cerulean scoops with netting, clearly designed for some barbaric water-flinging ritual in the giant outdoor toilet they call a…
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My human, whom I permit to cohabitate with me, has presented a peculiar artifact for my consideration. It appears to be a set of elongated, plastic w…
My human has presented me with two cylinders of what they call "stickers," a baffling trifle from some outfit named BkeeCten. My initial analysis rev…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented a packet of what appears to be... administrative supplies. These are 200 flat, i…
My human has presented me with schematics for something called the "GoSports Lacrosse Floating Pool Goal Set." I see it is designed for the Great Wet…