A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Lacrosse Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: SwimWays
Ball Liberated from Watery Prison by Feline Mastermind
Pete condemns the SwimWays Hydro Lacrosse set as a chlorinated abomination but engineers a precision jailbreak to free its captive ball, which now lives under the buffet cabinet where it belongs.

My human, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, has procured what appears to be an aquatic abomination. They call it "Hydro Lacrosse." The very name sends a shiver down my impeccably groomed spine. It consists of two large, plastic cerulean scoops with netting, clearly designed for some barbaric water-flinging ritual in the giant outdoor toilet they call a…

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Image of SwimWays Hydro Lacrosse, Blue, Outdoor Games for Adults & Kids, Swimming Pool Accessories and Pool Party Games, Blue
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
The ball is mine. Not the set.
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