My human, in her infinite quest to find new ways to exhaust herself indoors, has acquired a small, unassuming box that connects to the Big Glowing Rectangle. This device, the "Nex Playground," uses a single, unblinking eye to watch the room, projecting images that cause her and any visiting smaller humans to wave their limbs about as if swatting at invisibl…
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My human has erected a towering metal skeleton in the living room, a noisy, clattering monstrosity they call a "Pop-A-Shot." Apparently, this is peak…
My human has procured a... flat textile surface and an assortment of oversized, plastic discs. Apparently, the bipedal members of this household inte…
So, the human has brought home a "Nerfoop." From what I can gather, it is a flimsy plastic ring with a net, designed to hang from a door and thus obs…
It appears the Tall One has assembled yet another plastic monstrosity in the living room, which they call a "Whirl Ball Arcade Game." From my vantage…