My Human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound boredom, has acquired a set of gaudy, plastic tubes. They are apparently called "Pop Tubes," a name that is both distressingly accurate and woefully unimaginative. They are long, ribbed, and come in colors so bright they offend my sophisticated gray-and-white aesthetic. The primary gimmick seems to b…
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My human seems to believe my sophisticated intellect can be stimulated by children's pastimes. This particular offering, from a brand named "Hapinest…
My human has presented me with what they seem to believe is an instrument of "Wild Adventure." It is, in fact, a plastic lantern, apparently designed…
My human seems to have acquired a set of brightly-colored, foldable containers and some rudimentary digging implements, all bundled in a net bag that…
My human seems to have acquired a pile of brightly colored junk from a brand whose name, "Qtioucp," sounds like the noise I make just before ejecting…