My human appears to have acquired a collection of paper containers from a brand called TaoBary. These are not for me, but rather for the small, loud humans she sometimes allows to infest my domain. They are essentially paper sacks decorated with garish spheres—what the humans call "sports balls"—and are intended to hold cheap trinkets and sugary poisons as …
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It appears my human has presented me with a bulk assortment of trinkets, clearly intended for a litter of small, noisy humans at one of their cacopho…
My human, in her infinite and baffling wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be the detritus of a child's public humiliation ritual, otherwis…
My human has presented me with a dozen brightly colored nylon squares filled with what I can only assume are fossilized kibble. They come from a bran…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented a veritable deluge of tiny, spherical objects. It seems the "WELLVO" brand spec…