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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Sports Bags Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: TaoBary
Party Rubble Yields One Excellent Ambush Position
Pete dismisses the bags' party purpose but commandeers a surviving specimen after the horde departs, squeezing inside to establish a sports-themed tactical assault vehicle.

My human appears to have acquired a collection of paper containers from a brand called TaoBary. These are not for me, but rather for the small, loud humans she sometimes allows to infest my domain. They are essentially paper sacks decorated with garish spheres—what the humans call "sports balls"—and are intended to hold cheap trinkets and sugary poisons as …

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Image of TaoBary 24 Pieces Sports Party Favor Bags Soccer Baseball Goodie Gift Bag with Handles for Football Basketball Baseball Sports Birthday Baby Shower Party Supplies Decoration
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Fortress approved; party purpose dismissed.
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