My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has acquired a large, garishly colored plastic ramp. It's apparently designed for the "toddler," the small, loud human who occasionally stumbles through my domain. They call it a "First Slide." Its construction seems laughably simple—a smooth, three-foot incline leading to an abrupt stop on my floor. W…
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My human has presented me with schematics for what they call the "XDP Recreation Water Wave Slide." From my analysis, this is a large, garishly color…
My human, in what I can only assume is a fit of madness brought on by staring at the tiny glowing rectangle for too long, has presented me with schem…
My human, in their infinite lack of judgment, has presented me with a product page for what appears to be a torture device. This "OHYEMO Water Slide"…
So, my human has procured a large, black ramp to attach to that ridiculous bouncy circle in the yard where the miniature humans fling themselves abou…