A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Water Sports Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: HydroSport
Football Pacifies Humans, Engineers a Better Nap
Pete ignores the pool game entirely but credits the football with exhausting its players into a warm, stationary nap-platform of the highest quality.

My human seems to have acquired a "HydroSport Water Football," an object whose sole purpose is to be thrown around in large, unpleasant puddles they call pools or lakes. From my perspective, it’s a brightly colored piece of waterproof plastic with special "GripMax" texturing, allegedly to help clumsy, furless hands hold onto it when it's wet. The entire con…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Useful tool for domestic peace.
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