My human seems to have acquired a "HydroSport Water Football," an object whose sole purpose is to be thrown around in large, unpleasant puddles they call pools or lakes. From my perspective, it’s a brightly colored piece of waterproof plastic with special "GripMax" texturing, allegedly to help clumsy, furless hands hold onto it when it's wet. The entire con…
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My human, in their infinite lack of wisdom, has acquired what appears to be a pair of oversized, floppy hand-coverings and a small, dense orb. The en…
My humans, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, have acquired something called a "Bambilo Water Skipping Ball." It comes in a pack of two, which is…
My human has presented me with this... oversized blue foam cylinder from a brand audaciously named "WOW Sports." Apparently, its primary function inv…
My human has procured a large, inflatable contraption from a brand called GoSports, apparently designed for them to splash and flail in that giant ou…