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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Water Fun Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: MAX LIQUIDATOR
Loaded Cannon Neutralized; Domain Remains Dry
Our critic single-handedly disarms a rogue water blaster, dispatching the threat before a single drop can compromise his tuxedo.

My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a collection of brightly colored foam sticks. The "MAX LIQUIDATOR" brand name is, frankly, ominous. I understand these are instruments designed for the chaotic ritual of "water fights," where primates willfully drench each other. One pulls a handle, it slurps up …

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★☆☆☆☆
A dangerous variable, summarily dealt with.
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