My human seems to believe my life lacks a certain... aquatic terror. They've brought home a large cache of what appear to be brightly colored liquid-launching devices. Eighteen of them. An entire arsenal. Apparently, these "LQYoyz Water Soaker Blasters" are for some primitive human ritual involving mass drenching at distances of up to 40 feet. While I appre…
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My human seems to have acquired a bulk shipment of what can only be described as long-range instruments of aquatic terror. These "JOYIN" brand device…
My human, with all the forethought of a moth drawn to a bug zapper, has presented me with a veritable arsenal of what they call "Water Soaker Blaster…
My human, in a fit of what can only be described as seasonal madness, has acquired a set of long, plastic tubes from a company called "Beeplove." App…
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