A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Soakers Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: LQYoyz
Eighteen-Gun Armory Clears House for Unimpeded Napping
Pete despises these long-range water cannons as a personal threat but awards grudging approval once the arsenal herds every human outdoors, leaving the sunbeams entirely to him.

My human seems to believe my life lacks a certain... aquatic terror. They've brought home a large cache of what appear to be brightly colored liquid-launching devices. Eighteen of them. An entire arsenal. Apparently, these "LQYoyz Water Soaker Blasters" are for some primitive human ritual involving mass drenching at distances of up to 40 feet. While I appre…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Strategic value only; keep away from me
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