So, my human presented this little plastic man for my inspection. It's apparently a "Funko Pop," which seems to be the brand's name for these big-headed, static figures that serve no purpose other than to collect dust on a shelf. This one depicts a human athlete named Stephen Curry, frozen in vinyl with an orange sphere permanently attached to his hand. Fro…
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My human has brought home a box of 32 flat, transparent prisons from a company called Sooez. Their stated purpose, as far as I can gather from his te…
My human seems to have acquired a "Generic" pack of thin, shiny rectangles featuring pictures of large men in helmets chasing a prolate spheroid. The…
So, my human has installed a glorified prison for his paper rectangles on the wall. He calls it a "display case," but I know a fortress when I see on…
My human, in a fit of what I can only describe as regressive nostalgia, has acquired a box of colorful plastic shrapnel. They call it a "LEGO Technic…