My human has brought a new idol into the home. It is a small, plastic effigy of one of their kind, notable for its garish coloring and an unnervingly large, spring-loaded head. They call it "The Trumpinator," a name that tries far too hard. Its alleged purpose is to be a "conversation starter" or a "collectible," which in feline terms means its primary func…
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My human has presented me with a heavy, wheeled object crafted by a brand named "Yolscue," which sounds less like a toymaker and more like a conditio…
My human, in a fit of what I can only describe as historical delusion, has procured a collection of... flat papers. It appears to be a shrine to four…
My human has presented me with a product from a brand called "SINBRLAI," a name that sounds more like a failed attempt to mimic a bird call than a pu…
My human, in a fit of what they call 'education,' has presented me with a collection of flimsy, crinkly sheets they refer to as a 'Memorabilia Pack.'…