So, the human has procured another plastic monstrosity from the "Liberry" brand, which I find deeply ironic as there isn't a single readable volume in sight. This appears to be a training kit for the small, bipedal human, ostensibly to teach it a pointless game involving sticks and orbs. It consists of a wheeled carrier—a noisy, rattling thing, no doubt—sev…
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My human seems to believe that my life's ambition is to watch a smaller, louder human flail about with sticks. This "Popsunny" contraption is apparen…
My human has presented what appears to be a collection of brightly colored plastic implements by a brand named Liberry. They call it a "toddler golf …
My human has presented me with what appears to be a sad, air-filled effigy of one of their baffling outdoor 'game' sticks. It's from a brand called '…
My human, in their infinite quest to acquire desk clutter, has procured this... thing. It appears to be a ludicrously small and artificial patch of g…