It appears my Human has acquired a monument to their species' baffling obsession with throwing small spheres. This "Swimline Giant Inflatable Baseball Glove" is, in essence, a grotesquely oversized, air-filled effigy of a leather hand, designed to float upon the forbidden waters of the backyard pool. Its primary function, I deduce, is to provide a sunning p…
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Ah, yes, the "Franklin Sports MLB Electronic Baseball Pitching Machine." A rather grandiose name for what is, essentially, an automated prey-launcher…
My human, in a moment of questionable judgment that may yet prove brilliant, has procured a trio of oversized, unnaturally colored spheres. Apparentl…
My staff has presented me with a box. Not a shipping box, which is a prime real estate opportunity, but a smaller, more garish cube from a brand name…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a crude model of a planetary system for lesser beings…