My Human’s child-unit was gifted this… thing. A “Cosjoype” Kids Smart Watch. From my observation post atop the heated bed, it appears to be a wrist-mounted cacophony machine designed to make the small, loud human even more distracting. It boasts a garish screen, a camera for capturing undignified moments, and an absurd 24 games, guaranteeing a constant barr…
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My human has presented me with details of a "Ziegoal Smart Watch," a gaudy plastic rectangle intended for a small, clumsy human. From what I can gath…
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