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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Watch Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: Cosjoype
Slander Machine Redeemed by One Perfect Flashlight Dot
Our critic objects strenuously to the camera's grotesque head-enlarging stickers but suspends all grievances the moment the flashlight projects a shimmering dot across the hardwood floor.

My Human’s child-unit was gifted this… thing. A “Cosjoype” Kids Smart Watch. From my observation post atop the heated bed, it appears to be a wrist-mounted cacophony machine designed to make the small, loud human even more distracting. It boasts a garish screen, a camera for capturing undignified moments, and an absurd 24 games, guaranteeing a constant barr…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
That flashlight earns its temporary pardon.
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