My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a collection of miniature human accoutrements for the small human. It appears to be a "play purse" set, a sack filled with 32 pieces of plastic and fabric designed to let the child mimic the larger one's baffling daily rituals. It includes a noisy telephone, useless currency, and a variety o…
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My human has procured what appears to be a rudimentary projectile launching system, clearly designed for the smaller, less coordinated humans of the …
So, the Human has acquired another plastic contraption, this one a lurid shade of purple called a "Bitzee." It's a small, loud pod that purports to c…
It appears my human has procured another trinket from the vast digital marketplace, this time from a brand called Gytera. They are two flat, rubbery …
My Staff has procured what appears to be a crude, plastic extension of their own clumsy appendages, shaped into the head of some long-extinct lizard.…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided quest to please me, has presented a collection of what they call "stress balls." It appears these are…
My human has presented me with this... 'Magic Water Elf' kit. From what I can gather through my superior powers of observation, it's a ridiculous DIY…
So, my Human has presented me with what they call "Robot Sensory Travel Toys." From what I can deduce—between grooming sessions, of course—these are …