Nerf Nerfoop - The Classic Mini Foam Basketball and Hoop - Hooks On Doors - Indoor and Outdoor Play - A Favorite Since 1972

From: Nerf

Pete's Expert Summary

My human has procured yet another piece of vertical plastic clutter, this time from a brand called 'Nerf' that seems to specialize in soft, throwable objects. This 'Nerfoop' involves a flimsy-looking net attached to a board, which now desecrates the perfectly good door to the study. The intended purpose appears to be a baffling ritual where the human repeatedly throws a small, spongy orange sphere at it. While the repetitive *thump-thump* of this activity is a potential disruption to my napping schedule, the sphere itself shows promise. It's small, light, and made of that delightful foam that yields so satisfyingly to a well-placed claw. The hoop contraption is an eyesore, but the ball... the ball might just redeem this entire foolish enterprise.

Key Features

  • CLASSIC MINI HOOP: The NERF mini over the door basketball hoop set is the perfect way to bring the fun of basketball indoors which is why it's been a kid-favorite for over 50 years!
  • COMPLETE SET: This indoor basketball hoop game set comes complete with (1) over the door NERF basketball hoop and (1) mini NERF foam basketball included so you have everything you need to play
  • EASY SETUP: Simply hang the mini hoop on the top of any standard-sized door to get the game started in no time!
  • INDOOR SAFE: The soft NERF foam basketball makes it easy and safe for kids to play indoors after dark or on rainy days
  • FUN FOR ALL: Whether you're looking to bring the fun of basketball to the bedroom or office, the Nerfoop mini hoop is the perfect way to bring the basketball action to you!

A Tale from Pete the Cat

The thing arrived in a state of disassembly, a collection of flat plastic and tangled string that the human pieced together with the sort of concentration usually reserved for opening a can of my favorite pâté. It was then hung upon the door, a sacrilegious act against the pristine white paint. I observed this new altar from my perch on the armchair, my tail twitching in silent judgment. The human then produced the offering: a small, pockmarked orange orb. For the next ten minutes, a maddeningly rhythmic *thump-swish-thump* echoed through the hall. It was a crude, primitive ritual, and I was thoroughly unimpressed. Later, silence descended. The human had abandoned his strange worship, leaving the orange orb lying forlornly on the rug. My moment had come. I descended from the chair, my paws making no sound on the floorboards. I was not a predator approaching prey, but an inspector assessing shoddy workmanship. The orb was lighter than it had any right to be, its surface a bizarre terrain of tiny craters. I nudged it with my nose. It rolled sluggishly. A single, unsheathed claw poked its surface, sinking in with a satisfying give. The material was intriguing, but its potential was being wasted in this foolish vertical game. My true purpose became clear. This was not a game of heights, but a challenge of ground-based trajectory. I was a general, and the orange orb was my cannonball. The leg of the coffee table was the first target. A calculated swat sent the orb bouncing off it with a soft *pok*. Next, the wall. A harder strike produced a much more gratifying rebound. I was an artist of ricochet, a master of chaotic physics. I ignored the plastic hoop entirely; it was merely a gaudy spectator to my superior, floor-level ballet of destruction. My masterpiece was a bank shot off the baseboard that sent the orb careening under the sofa. Retrieving it would require effort, a delicious challenge for later. I sat, wrapped my tail around my paws, and began a meticulous grooming session. The human's invention was, in its intended form, a failure. But as a component in my own, far more sophisticated amusement, it was a resounding, if accidental, success. The orb was worthy. The hoop could stay on the door as a monument to my genius.