So, the Human has presented me with a small, offensively orange sphere. They refer to it as a "mini basketball," apparently a tool for some pointless human ritual of bouncing and throwing. According to the marketing nonsense, this orb from "Champion Sports" is designed for "pro-style" play on any surface, which I interpret as a threat to the sanctity of bot…
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So, you've presented me with this... orb. This "Hoops Basketball" trifle from Aurora. I must concede, Aurora generally understands the importance of …
It appears my human has acquired another large, spherical object of questionable utility. This one, a "GlowCity Glow in The Dark Basketball," is appa…
The Staff has presented me with a rather perplexing object from a brand named Mikasa, which seems to specialize in gear for loud, outdoor human ritua…
My human, in their infinite lack of understanding, has presented me with a pair of garish orange orbs. Apparently, these are "Water Basketballs," des…