My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has procured what appears to be equipment for the tiny human's clumsy attempts at ambulation. It's a pair of brightly colored plastic paddles and a garish orange sphere, supposedly for some "street" activity—a concept I find both dirty and beneath me. The whole set, from a brand called "Franklin Sports," reeks…
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My human has procured a collection of what she calls "stickers" from a brand named Gxizlba, which sounds less like a purveyor of fine goods and more …
My human has brought another useless rectangle into my kingdom. It purports to be a "Hockey Card Binder," a container for flimsy squares of paper tha…
My Human seems to believe my life is incomplete without tiny plastic effigies of their own kind. This latest offering from the LEGO corporation is, a…
My staff has acquired what appears to be a large, inflatable sleeping mat designed for use in the Great Wet Horror (the pool). The brand, "iPlay, iLe…