My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound boredom, has introduced a collection of colorful plastic slabs into my domain. They are ostensibly for the clumsy, miniature humans who sometimes visit, meant to be some sort of "obstacle course" to improve their already questionable balance. From my perspective, however, they are a series of low-alt…
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My human has presented me with this... contraption. It appears to be a miniature human exercise device, a "weight bench," for the smallest, most chao…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is sun-induced delirium, has acquired a collection of bizarre blue foam objects from a brand called "Aqu…
My human seems to believe that their small, loud offspring should engage in the baffling ritual of "exercise" by lifting these garish plastic objects…
It appears the human has acquired a "fitness set," likely for some small, noisy human they occasionally entertain. It consists of several large, plas…