My human seems to have acquired a small, metallic disc intended for one of their smaller, louder offspring who frequently returns to the den smelling of chlorine. It’s some sort of "challenge coin" from a brand called LOGOS COINS. It's shiny and features a tiny human flailing in water, surrounded by lettering that I can't be bothered to read but seems terri…
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My human seems to have acquired a pair of brightly colored plastic contraptions from a brand called "BebouToye." Apparently, these are instruments fo…
My human has presented me with these... things. They are apparently called JOYIN Inflatable Swim Tube Rafts, which is a needlessly long name for what…
My human has presented me with what appears to be a giant, inflatable, silver-and-white vessel from a brand called "Jasonwell." They call it a "tanni…
My human seems to believe their leisure is a matter of galactic importance, hence the arrival of this... inflatable throne. It's a Jasonwell, a brand…