My staff has presented me with a pressurized container of what they call 'WILSON Championship Tennis Balls.' Apparently, these are not just any common spheres, but are approved for something called the 'US Open,' which I can only assume is a rigorous international napping tournament. The primary appeal is the 'Extra Duty' construction and 'Dura-Weave' felt,…
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Honestly, my human seems to have confused "toy" with "littering." This product from a brand called "TWGOGOTIC" is a packet of 55 flat, sticky picture…
My human, in a baffling display of poor judgment, has brought a flat, colorful box into my domain. It's called "Quiz Tennis," which seems to be a col…
My human seems to have acquired what the manufacturer, in a state of profound confusion, calls a "Football Throw Pillow" and a "Plush Basketball." It…
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