A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
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Lead Review · From: WILSON
Reconnaissance Drones Intercepted; Send the Next One
Our critic identifies the fuzzy yellow orbs as enemy scouts, deploys a bunny-kick to disable them, and declares the invasion the most fun he has had all week.

My staff has presented me with a pressurized container of what they call 'WILSON Championship Tennis Balls.' Apparently, these are not just any common spheres, but are approved for something called the 'US Open,' which I can only assume is a rigorous international napping tournament. The primary appeal is the 'Extra Duty' construction and 'Dura-Weave' felt,…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★★
Invasion accepted. Send the next drone.
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