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Lead Review · From: WILSON
Stubborn Brown Rival Earns Nemesis Status, May Stay
Our critic finds the official NFL football too large to defeat but too structurally enigmatic to dismiss, designating it a long-term rival worthy of the living room.

So, the human has procured an oblong, brown behemoth and expects my opinion. It's a "Wilson NFL Super Grip Composite Football," apparently. The name itself is a mouthful of nonsense syllables, but I do appreciate the word "Super." It speaks to a certain standard, one I hold myself to. Wilson claims it’s the "Official" ball of something called the NFL, a hum…

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Image of Wilson NFL Super Grip Composite Football - Official Size, Brown
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
A worthy nemesis. You can stay.
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