So, the human has procured an oblong, brown behemoth and expects my opinion. It's a "Wilson NFL Super Grip Composite Football," apparently. The name itself is a mouthful of nonsense syllables, but I do appreciate the word "Super." It speaks to a certain standard, one I hold myself to. Wilson claims it’s the "Official" ball of something called the NFL, a hum…
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My human seems to be considering a pair of these "Jasonwell Water Footballs." From what I can gather, they are oblong, air-filled spheres designed to…
My human, in his infinite wisdom, has acquired an oddly-shaped, cerulean projectile designed for their clumsy water rituals in the giant, terrifying …
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is misplaced athletic ambition, has acquired this oddly shaped brown object. It purports to be from a br…
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