A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Sandbox and Beach Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: FUSPWEAO
Plastic Prophets Foretell a Sandy, Miserable Future
Our critic reads the FUSPWEAO sand molds as dire omens of a ruinous beach trip, declines to touch any of them, and retreats to a sand-free sunbeam on the upstairs landing.

So, my Human has presented me with a collection of brightly colored plastic digging tools from a brand with a name that sounds like a keyboard malfunction, FUSPWEAO. It appears designed for the small, shrieking humans to engage in the pointless activity of constructing temporary fortresses out of grit, either in their designated outdoor litter box or at the…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★☆☆☆☆
Heeded the prophecy; kept my paws clean
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