So, my Human has presented me with a collection of brightly colored plastic digging tools from a brand with a name that sounds like a keyboard malfunction, FUSPWEAO. It appears designed for the small, shrieking humans to engage in the pointless activity of constructing temporary fortresses out of grit, either in their designated outdoor litter box or at the…
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Ah, another delivery for the tiny humans. My staff has procured a KUBUSFLY "Super Value" kit, which translates from Humanese to "a large quantity of …
My human has presented me with what appears to be a portable disaster kit. It is a mesh bag filled with a garish collection of plastic shapes, a flim…
RACPNEL. The name sounds less like a purveyor of fine goods and more like the sound one makes when dislodging a particularly stubborn hairball. My Hu…