My human, in a baffling display of poor judgment, has procured a trio of plastic implements from the Crayola corporation—a brand I associate with the chaotic finger-painting endeavors of visiting miniature humans. These are allegedly "safety scissors," designed to be so harmless they can only mutilate paper. The premise is insulting; my own claws are far su…
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a collection of brightly colored, oversized scentless pens. They are apparently for the "toddler," …
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with a tub of what appear to be frozen confections for giants of a very, ver…
It appears my Human has procured yet another item from the "Melissa & Doug" institution, a brand I've come to associate with objects for the Small Hu…
My human has procured a set of what they call 'Coodoo Magnetic Tiles,' a box of garishly colored plastic shapes meant for the smaller, less-coordinat…