My human seems to believe that dressing up their miniature counterpart in a garish, high-visibility vest and a hard plastic hat will somehow "develop" its skills. The product is an entire construction worker ensemble, an affront to good taste featuring a loud nylon vest, a pointless hat, and a tool belt. While the costume itself is an abomination that clash…
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My human seems to have fundamentally misunderstood the concept of a "toy." They have presented me with a set of flat, flimsy squares featuring a loud…
My human has brought a noisy, plastic monstrosity into my domain. It’s a "tool set" from a brand called HYRENEE, apparently intended for the small, c…
My human has presented me with what they call "Bob the Builder" cups, a product from some mass-market purveyor named Amscan. Essentially, they are fl…
My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has presented me with what appears to be a floating disc of shiny plastic emblazoned with the face of…