My human has presented me with what appears to be a garish, primary-colored effigy of a rural prison. This "Caring for Animals Farm Playset" from Fisher-Price is, ostensibly, for the Small Human, who seems to delight in noise and chaos. It is a plastic barn that erupts in a cacophony of songs and phrases at the slightest touch, a feature designed to assault…
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My human, you've presented me with a new flock of miniature bipeds from the Fisher-Price institution, a purveyor of things for the loud, sticky, smal…
Honestly, the human has finally lost its mind. This is a miniature plastic domicile, clearly intended for the unrefined palate of a small, sticky hum…
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with a "Police Car" from the Fisher-Price conglomerate. Ostensibly, this is …
My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented a collection of plastic effigies from a brand called Fisher-Price. Apparently, …