A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Tents Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: JOYIN
Rocket Fortress Seized While Child Was Getting Juice
Our critic bypasses the expected tunnel entrance, converts the annexed engine room and rocket tower into a high-security forward operating base, and declares the small human barred from his own territory.

My human, in a fit of what can only be described as profound misunderstanding of my sophisticated needs, has procured this pop-up contraption from a brand named JOYIN. It is, purportedly, a "Rocket Ship Play Tent" system, complete with a tactical ambush tube and a secondary command cube. The entire structure is clearly designed for the smaller, less-coordin…

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Image of JOYIN White Rocket Ship Pop up Play Tent with Tunnel and Playhouse Kids Indoor Outdoor Spaceship Tent Set
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★★
The king is in his castle.
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