My human has, in a fit of questionable taste, acquired a land-vessel apparently designed for a miniature, glitter-obsessed monarch. This "Fairy Cozy Coupe," as they call it, is a gaudy chariot of molded plastic in shades of pink and purple that offend my refined gray-and-white sensibilities. It boasts features of dubious value, such as a horn (a guaranteed …
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My human, in a baffling display of misunderstanding my core needs, has procured a "Little Tikes Fish 'n Splash Water Table." It is, by all appearance…
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My human, in their infinite lack of wisdom, has procured a plastic beast of burden, apparently for a smaller, louder human that sometimes visits. Thi…
So, the humans have installed what appears to be a miniature, brightly colored interrogation platform in the middle of my living room. This "Little T…