My Human, in a fit of what can only be described as questionable judgment, has procured a Fisher-Price artifact. It is, apparently, a "playset," which is human-toddler for "collection of objects to be briefly handled before being lost under the furniture." It consists of a garish green plastic tree structure and eight chunky, plastic effigies of woodland cr…
Continued on the story page →
My Human has presented me with a collection of diminutive plastic bipeds, apparently representing the various noisy professions that occasionally dis…
My human seems to have acquired some sort of plastic shrine dedicated to a cartoon dog, an insult of the highest order. This "Bluey Celebration Home …
My human has presented me with a large, offensively colorful plastic structure, apparently a "waterpark" for a family of pink, bipedal pigs. From my …
Let me see if I understand this. The Human has acquired a miniature tribute to that noisy canine cartoon, featuring a small, blue dog-child named Bin…