A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Sesame Street Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
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★★★☆☆
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★★★★☆
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: Just Play
Oscar Found Worthy; Six Cheerful Others Cleared from the Rug
Pete bowls over the smiling majority with a single dismissive swat, then settles beside the unimpressed grouch in his can as the only Sesame Street resident deserving of mutual, world-weary respect.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a collection of small, plastic totems. These "Sesame Street Neighborhood Friends," as the packaging loudly proclaims, are a garish assortment of characters apparently designed to appeal to underdeveloped intellects. There are seven of them, each about the size of a decent mouse, and they a…

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Image of Sesame Street Neighborhood Friends, 7-piece Poseable Figurines, Kids Toys for Ages 2 Up by Just Play
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Oscar stays. The rest are just clutter.
From The Desk
Image of SESAME STREET Learn with Elmo Pretend Play Phone, Learning and Education, Kids Toys for Ages 2 Up by Just Play
Sesame Street
Propaganda Machine Entombed Behind Bookshelf; Peace Restored

My human seems to have acquired a rather loud, crimson-colored brick, apparently for the benefit of the smaller, less-coordinated human that occasionally toddles through my domain…

★☆☆☆☆ — Silent master of this domain. Phone banished.
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Image of Wonder Forge Sesame Street Memory Matching Game: Fun Toddler Learning Toys & Games for Kids Ages 3-5, Ideal for Family Play & Education
Wonder Forge
Prophecy Tiles Rearranged; Universe Corrected by Feline Oracle

My human has acquired a collection of small, flat squares of pressed wood pulp, each adorned with the face of one of those boisterous puppets from th…

★★★☆☆
Image of Sesame Street 6 Bin Design and Store Toy Organizer by Delta Children
Delta Children
Tinsel Mouse Liberated; Blue Beast Bin Becomes New Nap Post

My human has, in their infinite and baffling wisdom, procured a piece of juvenile furniture apparently designed to corral the chaos of a smaller, lou…

★★★★☆
Image of Sesame Street Twist and Pop Wheelies 3-Pack Preschool Toy Vehicles, Kids Toys for Ages 2 Up, Amazon Exclusive by Just Play
Just Play
Three Suspects Interrogated, Convicted, Conditionally Accepted

My human seems to believe that my intellectual pursuits can be satisfied by primary-colored plastic intended for creatures who still find their own f…

★★★☆☆
Image of KIDS PREFERRED 123 Sesame Street Wood Brownstone Building Mix and Match Wooden Play Set Puzzle with Storage Case, Toddler Sorting and Matching Puzzles
KIDS PREFERRED
Residents Evicted; Brownstone Immediately Claimed as Prime Real Estate

My Human has presented a curious wooden object, ostensibly for the smaller, louder human that sometimes inhabits my space. It appears to be a collect…

★★★☆☆
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