Ah, so the Human has acquired a "Tonka Mighty Dump Truck," a garish yellow contraption supposedly built to last for generations. It boasts a "real steel" bed, which might offer a pleasantly cool surface for a nap on a sun-drenched afternoon, I suppose. However, it lacks any self-propulsion, jingles, or feathers, making its "playability" entirely dependent o…
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My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was profound irony, has presented me with a vehicle bearing the name of my own noble species, CAT. It's …
My human has procured a large, garish, wheeled noisemaker, ostensibly for the tiny, bumbling human they keep. It's a "Tonka," a name that implies a c…
My Human has presented me with this… object. It is a large, offensively yellow transport vehicle, ostensibly for the Small Human who periodically dis…