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The Power Ranger Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
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From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: Power Rangers
Six Plastic Invaders Routed from My Sunbeam
Our critic wages a successful guerrilla campaign against a plastic phalanx, ultimately claiming the cardboard box as his rightful fortress.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

So, the human has procured a small army of plastic giants. Six of them, to be precise, all dressed in offensively bright costumes and calling themselves 'Power Rangers.' The box they arrived in held more promise than its contents, I assure you. While the sheer satisfaction of knocking over these 12-inch-tall statues with a well-placed shove is undeniable, a…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★☆☆☆
Box is better; figures merely adequate.
From The Desk
Image of Power Rangers Cosmic Fury Cosmic Morpher Electronic Sound Scanning Color Change Lights and Sounds Kids Role Play Toys for Girls and Boys Ages 5 and Up
Power Rangers
Cheap Wrist-Shackle Tells an Unexpectedly Cosmic Tale

My human has presented me with what appears to be a garish plastic wrist-shackle for their smaller, louder counterparts. They call it a "Cosmic Morpher," and from what I can gathe…

★★★☆☆ — Worthless plastic, worthy story.
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One House Has Room for Only One Master of Claw

Ah, another piece of molded plastic designed to distract the noisy human kitten. This "DX Ninja Battle Morpher" appears to be a gauntlet of some sort…

★★★☆☆
Image of Power Rangers Masks Set - Bundle 2 Pack with Red and Blue Power Ranger Masks for Dress Up Pretend Play, Stickers, More | Costume Accessories for Kids
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My human has, with predictable and bewildering enthusiasm, brought home a set of rigid facial coverings. It appears to be a kit for the small humans …

★★★☆☆
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Gaudy Noisemaker Elevated to Household Oracle

My human has presented me with a rather garish piece of plastic, a so-called "Power Rangers Dino Super Charge Morpher and T-Rex Morpher Blaster Set."…

★★☆☆☆
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Garish Belt Buckle Redeemed by Its Escaping Coins

My human has procured a rather gaudy belt buckle that, upon closer inspection, seems to be a glorified noisemaker and light-flasher for overgrown kit…

★★★☆☆
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