My human seems to have acquired yet another object designed to clutter my domain, this time a floppy-eared lagomorph from the Melissa & Doug consortium. I am familiar with their work; they typically produce brightly colored wooden objects for clumsy, miniature humans. This one, however, is all polyester fluff and feigned innocence. At nine inches, it's a re…
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My human, in their ongoing and frankly baffling quest to approximate my natural environment, has presented me with this... textile totem. It is a sma…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound boredom, has presented me with this... effigy. It is a small, pudgy, flightless bird creatur…
It seems you've brought home another plush interloper, this one masquerading as a sea otter from a brand called "Riuhot." Based on my... extensive re…
My human seems to have acquired what can only be described as a large, brown, textile-based effigy of a dog. This "WEIGEDU" creature is apparently ma…