My human has presented me with a garish plastic rectangle, an artifact they call "Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes." The name itself is an insult—I am no baby, and my intellect far surpasses that of some frizzy-haired human physicist. It appears to be a noise-making device designed for beings with rudimentary motor skills, featuring a single large button that…
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a glowing console for a very small, very clumsy spac…
Ah, another plastic noisemaker from the VTech corporation, a company that seems to believe the key to a small human's development is a relentless aud…
Honestly, the Human has outdone themselves this time in acquiring an object of profound pointlessness. This "LeapFrog Spin and Sing Alphabet Zoo" is,…
My human seems to think that any plush object that enters this house is, by default, for my consideration. This VTech creature is, however, an obviou…