My Human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a collection of miniature effigies based on that shrieking yellow sponge from the noisy light-box. They are supposedly "Micro Teenies," a name that accurately captures their diminutive, 3-inch stature. This size, I must admit, is ideal for batting under the furniture and carrying about as a …
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My human has presented me with a two-faced tribute from a maker called "TeeTurtle." On one side, it is a porous yellow square with an unnervingly wid…
So, the Staff has presented me with these... trinkets. They are small, yellow plastic circles, each adorned with the disturbingly cheerful, porous fa…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with what appears to be a deconstructed effigy of some loud, yellow creature …
My human has procured a "Simba Toys Spongebob Squarepants Plush," which appears to be a tribute to some sort of porous, yellow sea organism with an u…