My Human, in a fit of what I can only assume is literary nostalgia, has presented me with this... doll. It is not a bird, nor a mouse, nor even a crumpled-up piece of paper, all of which have clear and noble purposes. This is a "Madeline," a small, soft effigy of a book character, apparently designed by a company named "YOTTOY" for human infants to drool up…
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So, the Human has presented me with a 'Madeline' doll, an effigy of a small, human-like creature in a garish yellow hat. The manufacturer is a myster…
My human has presented me with this... textile. It appears to be a costume from a brand called Ruikajia, designed to make a small human resemble a ch…
My human has brought another useless object into my kingdom. From what I can gather through my superior powers of observation, this is not a toy, but…
My human has discovered yet another glowing rectangle to obsess over. From my vantage point on the plush arm of the sofa, it appears to be a digital …