My human seems to have fundamentally misunderstood the concept of a "toy." This offering, a flat packet of 150 so-called "Sports Stickers," is an insult to my intelligence. It appears to be a collection of small, glossy squares of paper meant for the lesser beings—the "Kids" and "Teens"—to adhere to their various possessions. They depict strange human ritua…
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented me with this... apparatus. The "Franklin Sports Volleyball + Badminton Set," th…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is profound species confusion, has installed this... apparatus... on the back of his door. It's a "Pro M…
So, the larger of my two humans presented this... apparatus. It's from Nerf, a brand I associate with the startling *whizz-thump* of foam projectiles…