My human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature, hard-shelled human that apparently *moves on its own*. They call it a 'Baby Born Learn to Walk' doll, a name that promises far more chaos than I am typically comfortable with. From what I can gather, this plastic creature crawls, kicks its limbs, and emits a series of highly questionable 'lifeli…
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My human seems to have acquired yet more plastic trinkets, this time from a company called "Zapf Creation." The name sounds severe and German, which …
So, my human has presented me with what appears to be a miniature, plastic homunculus swaddled in some sort of sparkly container. They call it a "Bab…
My Human has acquired a small, shiny, plastic replica of their own species. Apparently, this golem's sole purpose is to be wound up like a cheap cloc…
My human, in their infinite and often baffling wisdom, has presented me with a small, unassuming bottle. It does not squeak, crinkle, or dangle. It s…