My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was a nostalgia-induced fever dream, has brought a large, purple effigy into my domain. According to the packaging, it is a "Barney Cuddle Pillow" from a company named Franco. Its purported purpose is to serve as a decorative and "cuddly" object for bipedal young and the adults who miss being them. From my superi…
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My human has acquired another piece of shelf-clutter, this time a small, plastic effigy of a rather garish purple dinosaur trapped within a transpare…
My human, in a baffling lapse of judgment that suggests a severe lack of sleep or an overabundance of questionable nostalgia, has presented me with w…
My human has acquired a flat, two-dimensional effigy of some sort of purple beast with an insipid grin. They call it a 'sticker' and seem impressed b…