A pamphlet of feline opinion · est. mmxxv
Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Barney Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: Franco
Purple Simpleton Becomes Pete's Reluctant Throne
Our critic wages a cold war against the smiling purple pillow for a full day, then conducts a covert midnight test of its plush abdomen and grudgingly claims it as his own.

My human, in a fit of what I can only assume was a nostalgia-induced fever dream, has brought a large, purple effigy into my domain. According to the packaging, it is a "Barney Cuddle Pillow" from a company named Franco. Its purported purpose is to serve as a decorative and "cuddly" object for bipedal young and the adults who miss being them. From my superi…

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Image of Collectibles Barney Classic Bedding Super Soft Cozy Decorative Pillow, (Officially Licensed Product) By Franco
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
Conquered and claimed. It can stay.
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