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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Puzzle Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Lead Review · From: PICKFORU
Humans Build Napping Platform; Pete Claims Warm Center
Our critic dismisses the stained-glass image as static and the letter-coded cheating as shameful, then commandeers the completed puzzle as a sun-warmed, custom-built luxury napping platform.

So, the humans have acquired a "Stained Glass Puzzle Tree of Life" from a manufacturer known as PICKFORU. It appears to be a flat box filled with one thousand tiny, colorful cardboard squares meant to occupy their clumsy paws for hours on end. The goal, as far as I can tell, is to assemble a picture of a tree that isn't even real stained glass, just a print…

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Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★☆☆
Failed puzzle. Masterpiece napping surface.
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