My human has procured another piece of plastic flotsam, this time for the smaller, louder human that infests the premises. Apparently, it's a "Thomas," a blue, wheeled creature with a disturbingly vacant smile. It's battery-powered, which is its only saving grace. A self-propelled object has the potential to mimic prey, and thus, could be worthy of a cursor…
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My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented a bucket of plastic bits. Allegedly, these gray and blue segments are meant to …
So, the Small Human's overlords have procured another piece of loud, brightly-colored plastic. This one calls itself "Thomas," a wheeled contraption …
My human seems to have mistaken me for a small, illiterate child. They’ve presented me with a thin paper booklet featuring trains with unnervingly ch…