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Pete, the resident feline critic
The Pete Gazette
The Lights, Camera, Interaction Desk Reviewed for kids & the grown-ups who shop for them Reviewed from the windowsill
Also Reviewed
BESPORTBLE
Each Bubble a Portal; This Machine Tears the Veil
★★★★☆
UPKOCH
Sedative Fails; Paw Wet; Mission a Catastrophic Failure
★☆☆☆☆
Melissa & Doug
Continent Claimed; Kansas and Nebraska Now a Royal Throne
★★★★★
From the wires — the critic descends upon the next desk shortly. The toys have been warned.
Lead Review · From: Lights Camera Interaction
F Is for Fish; F Is Now Under the Sofa
Our critic surveys the alphabet continent, dispatches the Fish tile into exile, and crowns the Yarn-Ball square his personal throne in a masterpiece of territorial art.
By Pete · Resident Feline Critic

So, the Human has acquired what appears to be a large, flat box containing... pre-shredded cardboard. Apparently, this "Lights Camera Interaction" contraption is a "floor puzzle" designed to teach small, clumsy humans their basic grunts and symbols. From my superior vantage point, I see its potential not as an educational tool, but as a vast, newly claimed …

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Image of Lights Camera Interaction 24-Piece Deluxe Alphabet Cardboard Floor Puzzle
Fig. 1 — the subject
Pete's Verdict
★★★★☆
A masterpiece of interactive territory.
From The Desk
Image of Totority 1 Set Automatic Bubble Blowing for Pink Cat Design Easy Musical Function for Parent Interaction and Outdoor Fun Lightweight and Portable Bubble Maker
Totority
Pink Bubble Conspiracy Dismantled, One Pop at a Time

My human, in a moment of questionable judgment, has presented me with what appears to be a child's toy. This "Totority" contraption is a garish, pink, plastic camera-shaped device…

★★★☆☆ — Closed. Evidence allowed again. No music.
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Image of Melissa & Doug Lights Camera Interaction Veterinarian Role Play Costume Set
Melissa & Doug
The Intern Ran Out of Procedures; Pete Won by Apathy

My human seems to have acquired a training uniform for a miniature version of my arch-nemesis, the Veterinarian. This "role play set" by Melissa & Do…

★★★☆☆
Image of Lights Camera Interaction 2-Piece Skate Park Challenge & Tricky Train Pocket Maze Puzzle Set
Lights Camera Interaction
Trapped Silver Ball Confirms What Pete Already Suspected

My human, in a moment of what I can only assume was extreme budget-consciousness, has presented me with two flat, plastic rectangles. One is crudely …

★★☆☆☆
Image of 0060 pc World of Bugs Cardboard Jigsaw Case Pack 2
Melissa & Doug
Bugs Liberated; Ant Head Baptized in the Water Bowl

My human has presented me with an artifact from the Melissa & Doug tribe, known for their sturdy, if simplistic, offerings for small, loud humans. Th…

★★★★☆
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VOSAREA
Tuna Juice Expected; Cold Water Delivered; Sofa Suffers

My human has presented me with what appears to be a primitive image-capturing device, a "VOSAREA Squirt Camera Water Shooter." The name itself is an …

★☆☆☆☆
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