My human has brought a strange, blue, plastic grid into my domain, along with two stacks of noisy, brightly colored discs. They call this contraption "Connect 4" and seem to believe it is a "game of strategy." How amusing. The only strategy worth considering in this household is my own: calculating the optimal trajectory from the sofa to the food bowl with …
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My human has presented me with a contraption from a company called "Hasbro," apparently specialists in loud, crinkly floor coverings. It appears to b…
My human seems to have acquired a box of 54 smooth, rectangular bits of wood. The accompanying literature, which I briefly scanned before attempting …
My human has procured another plastic distraction from the smiling box company, this time a contraption of tedious inquiry involving flipping tiny po…
It appears my human has acquired a "Monopoly Game," which seems to be a ritualistic device for generating loud sighs and arguments. It involves a fla…