My human has presented me with a box of what are, essentially, glorified kindling sticks from a brand called Hasbro Gaming. The game, "Jenga," involves the tedious process of stacking 54 genuine hardwood blocks into a tower, only to then poke at it until the whole thing falls over. While I can certainly appreciate the glorious, resounding crash of a structu…
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My primary Human has brought another gaudy box into my domain, this one from a brand called 'Lucky Egg.' Inside is a collection of cardboard squares …
My human has presented me with a brightly colored box filled with small, flat pieces of paper. Based on my observations of their species, this is a "…
My human, in a clear lapse of judgment, has acquired a small, brightly colored box of paper rectangles. The name, "Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza," is an…
My human has procured another one of her "group entertainment" devices. It's a collection of stiff paper rectangles covered in incomprehensible squig…