My human, in a fit of what can only be described as frivolous consumerism, has presented me with this... artifact. It purports to be a "Hello Kitty Unicorn," which is a logical fallacy in and of itself. A cat is a cat, the pinnacle of evolution. A unicorn is a horned equine of myth. Combining them is an affront to nature, resulting in this six-inch-tall, pa…
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My human has acquired what appears to be a flat, bound collection of cardboard for the small, loud human. They call it a "Hello Kitty Aqua Art Pad." …
My human has brought another "Squishmallow" into my domain, this one a particularly bright specimen masquerading as that famous mouthless cartoon fel…
My human seems to have acquired another dust-gatherer, this time a bizarre hybrid creature. It's some sort of feline masquerading as a small bear, an…
My human, in a fit of what I can only assume is a profound misunderstanding of my sophisticated needs, has presented me with two plush effigies. It s…