My human, in her infinite and often misguided wisdom, has procured a collection of garishly colored plastic beasts. They are, apparently, dinosaurs, bisected and scribbled upon with the strange human markings they call 'letters.' The stated purpose is to teach the clumsy, miniature humans how to connect two halves of a thing and recognize shapes—a skill mos…
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My human has presented me with what appears to be a training device for the small, loud hominid. It's a garishly colored wooden tray filled with litt…
My human has acquired a slab of wood covered in strange carvings and riddled with holes, apparently to teach the small, noisy human its primitive sym…
So, my human presented me with this flat wooden contraption, the "UMEREACT 2 in 1 Magnetic Maze," and gestured for my opinion. At first glance, it's …
My Human has presented me with schematics for what appears to be a torture device for the mind. This "RECEKA 7 in 1 Learning Toy" is a collection of …