My human, in their infinite and often misguided wisdom, has presented this "TAPPLE" device for my consideration. It appears to be a circular plastic noisemaker designed to incite panic in slow-witted primates. The premise involves them yelling words at each other while frantically slapping letters on a wheel before a timer buzzes, presumably to signal the e…
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My human presented me with this box of "UNO" cards, a product from a brand named Mattel Games, which seems to specialize in loud, human-centric diver…
So, my human has presented me with this... box. It's a shiny metal tin, which has some potential as a resonant surface for me to knock things off of,…
My human seems to have acquired yet another collection of stiff paper rectangles in a box. This one is from a brand with a name I find both deeply of…
It appears my human has acquired yet another box of noisy paper. From my vantage point on the heated blanket, I can see it's a card game called "Taco…
My human seems to think my opinion is required on this... item. Very well. From my analysis, this appears to be a box filled with small, flat squares…