My human, in their infinite and often misguided quest to entertain themselves, has procured a box of what appears to be shattered light. They call this PICKFORU "Stained Glass Puzzle" a "toy for adults," a laughable designation for what is clearly a large, flat surface-in-waiting. Its alleged purpose is to be painstakingly reassembled into a picture of a tr…
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So, my human has procured a Nattork "Space Traveler" Jigsaw Puzzle. Let's be clear: this is not a toy. It is a box of 1,000 flat, oddly-shaped bits o…
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So, my human seems to have acquired a box filled with a thousand tiny, flat pieces of cardboard they call a "puzzle." Apparently, their goal is to st…
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